Scott Bradford: Off on a Tangent

Five Rabbits

Posted June 1, 1999 4:37pm ET

There are five rabbits in a hole
Bob, John, Frank, Billy, and his girlfriend
Billy’s girlfriend is a pretty rabbit
All the others like her
Bob, John, and Frank are lonely
They all want the girl
Well they can’t split her four ways
So Frank kills ‘em all and takes the girl
Stupid rabbits

There were three girl rabbits in the hole next door
They heard what happened and came over
Now there are five rabbits in a hole
Jill, Cathy, Amanda, Cathryn, and her boyfriend
Cathryn’s boyfriend is a handsome rabbit
All the others like him
And so on and so forth
There’re usually five rabbits in the hole
Live ones anyway
Stupid rabbits

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Scott Bradford has been building web sites and using them to say what he thinks since 1995, which tended to get him in trouble with power-tripping assistant principals at the time. He holds a bachelor’s degree in Public Administration from George Mason University, but has spent most of his career (so far) working on public- and private-sector web sites. He is not a member of any political party, and brands himself an ‘independent constitutional conservative.’ In addition to holding down a day job and blogging about challenging subjects like politics, religion, and technology, Scott is also a devout Catholic, gun-owner, bike rider, and music lover with a wife and two cats.

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