Funny people saying funny things…what could go wrong?
The mystery of government is not how it works, but how to make it stop.— P. J. O’Rourke
Once I conquer Finland, I’ll head south through the Baltics and on to Belarus. Soon, all the world will find me mildly amusing.— Conan O’Brien
But eventually I came to accept the truth: I am overweight. This is not my fault. My body, without consulting me, has been converting the food I eat into fat, as opposed to something I can actually use, such as toothpaste.— Dave Barry
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.— Mel Brooks
The more you read and observe about this politics thing, you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.— Will Rogers
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!— Will Rogers
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.— Will Rogers
In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.— Conan O’Brien
Okay, so I lost The Tonight Show, but I’ll show them…I’ll stop shaving.— Conan O’Brien
