Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show
You don’t wanna be here, but there’s nowhere else to go
You all run and you run and you fall to the floor
For the five-thousandth time you close all your doors
And through the thunder of the night
Comes a sun so very bright
And life goes on and on and on

Actors and artisans, welcome to the show
You chose to be here ’cause there’s nowhere else to go
You run and you run ’til you can’t anymore
You run and you run to get to the door
You are afraid of the purple sun
And you aren’t the only lonely one
And life goes on and on and on

Animals and lunatics, welcome to the show
You don’t know you’re here, where else can you go
You try as you might to get to the door
You have no idea what we have in store
How is it you do not know
About the glorious fuzzy glow?
And I say welcome to the show