There are five rabbits in a hole
Bob, John, Frank, Billy, and his girlfriend
Billy’s girlfriend is a pretty rabbit
All the others like her
Bob, John, and Frank are lonely
They all want the girl
Well they can’t split her four ways
So Frank kills ‘em all and takes the girl
Stupid rabbits

There were three girl rabbits in the hole next door
They heard what happened and came over
Now there are five rabbits in a hole
Jill, Cathy, Amanda, Cathryn, and her boyfriend
Cathryn’s boyfriend is a handsome rabbit
All the others like him
And so on and so forth
There’re usually five rabbits in the hole
Live ones anyway
Stupid rabbits