Cuban cigars hangin’ off your lips
Need some hard cocaine, you’ll have it shipped
It’s too easy, it’s too easy
Got a nice, expensive electric car
With velvet seats, lights, and a mini bar
Life is breezy, life is breezy
It’s too easy, it’s too easy

Got a Macintosh and a country club
Need a good woman, you’ve got petty love
It’s too easy, it’s too easy
Got a rare Canadian spotted goose
And a hot tub with an electric noose
Life is breezy, life is breezy
It’s too easy, it’s too easy

And it’s a one-way ticket to paradise
Now you’re on the inside looking out

So if I need some cash, you’ve got lots to give
If I need a life, you got lots to live
It’s too easy, it’s too easy
With your Learjet and your stupid cat
We all know you’re a dirty rat
Life is breezy, life is breezy
It’s too easy, it’s too easy