Walkin’ in the door
To the answering machine
Blinking light before you
Pulse racing
Press the button

Just a spammer, phone slammer
Make some dinner, pound a hammer
But when the phone rings . . .

Stop! Drop everything!
Dash over to the cordless
Answer quickly
Stop! Drop everything!
Duck into your room
The world stands still
And phone is god.

Redskins vs. the Ravens
Screaming at the television
Volume at four-hundred
Ears bleeding

Catchin’ all the play-by-play
But I can’t hear a word you say
And when the phone rings . . .

Stop! Drop everything!
Dash over to the cordless
Answer quickly
Stop! Drop everything!
Duck into your room
The world stands still
And phone is god.