Patiently Waiting for a Snack

My sister’s cat, Zoe, is probably the dumbest cat I have ever met. That’s okay though, she’s funny sometimes. For example, this morning while we were eating lunch after church, she decided she was going to keep a careful eye on Tarzan the parakeet. Patiently sitting on a nearby table, she watched . . . apparently contemplating how to get into the cage and eat the prey without arousing suspicion. Finally, after a few minutes, she gave up and went back to complaining and making growling and hissing noises at people for no reason.

Scott Bradford has been putting his opinions on his website since 1995—before most people knew what a website was. He has been a professional web developer in the public- and private-sector for over twenty years. He is an independent constitutional conservative who believes in human rights and limited government, and a Catholic Christian whose beliefs are summarized in the Nicene Creed. He holds a bachelor’s degree in Public Administration from George Mason University. He loves Pink Floyd and can play the bass guitar . . . sort-of. He’s a husband, pet lover, amateur radio operator, and classic AMC/Jeep enthusiast.