Patiently Waiting for a Snack

My sister’s cat, Zoe, is probably the dumbest cat I have ever met. That’s okay though, she’s funny sometimes. For example, this morning while we were eating lunch after church, she decided she was going to keep a careful eye on Tarzan the parakeet. Patiently sitting on a nearby table, she watched . . . apparently contemplating how to get into the cage and eat the prey without arousing suspicion. Finally, after a few minutes, she gave up and went back to complaining and making growling and hissing noises at people for no reason.

Scott Bradford is a writer and technologist who has been putting his opinions online since 1995. He believes in three inviolable human rights: life, liberty, and property. He is a Catholic Christian who worships the trinitarian God described in the Nicene Creed. Scott is a husband, nerd, pet lover, and AMC/Jeep enthusiast with a B.S. degree in public administration from George Mason University.