According to The Onion, the most reliable and useful newspaper left in America, the entire 32nd Regiment of His Majesty’s Royal British Army was found in a small wooded area outside of Carlisle, Massachusetts, Monday still fighting the Revolutionary War.

The Pentagon immediately dispatched air support to defend our sovereignty against the redcoat regiment, but ultimately called off the air raid after assurances from the United Kingdom officials that there was no invasion in progress, and the 32nd Regiment’s presence on U.S. soil did not represent an official action of the U.K. government.

Scott Bradford has been building web sites and using them to say what he thinks since 1995, which tended to get him in trouble with power-tripping assistant principals at the time. He holds a bachelor’s degree in Public Administration from George Mason University, but has spent most of his career (so far) working on public- and private-sector web sites. He is not a member of any political party, and brands himself an ‘independent constitutional conservative.’ In addition to holding down a day job and blogging about challenging subjects like politics, religion, and technology, Scott is also a devout Catholic, gun-owner, bike rider, and music lover with a wife, two cats, and a dog.