For Website 20, it was time to retire the egg that had served so well from Website 17 to Website 19. Intentionally badly-animated, the egg was inspired by pandas’ notorious inability to breed successfully—which leads to my theory that God hates pandas.

Here is the egg as it appeared (with a QuickTime video):

Here is a remastered version of the video on YouTube (December 31, 2014):

Scott Bradford has been building web sites and using them to say what he thinks since 1995, which tended to get him in trouble with power-tripping assistant principals at the time. He holds a bachelor’s degree in Public Administration from George Mason University, but has spent most of his career (so far) working on public- and private-sector web sites. He is not a member of any political party, and brands himself an ‘independent constitutional conservative.’ In addition to holding down a day job and blogging about challenging subjects like politics, religion, and technology, Scott is also a devout Catholic, gun-owner, bike rider, and music lover with a wife, two cats, and a dog.